[JapanUrbanLegend] The Delicious Ramen Shop
The Delicious Ramen Shop
It was a ramen shop where customers always stood in line, and the place was always bustling with business. The shop was popular, and its business hours were always packed with patrons. However, the ramen there...
The ramen was loaded with artificial flavoring, and there was a thick layer of pig fat floating on top, almost an inch thick. Thanks to that, even in winter, there was no steam rising from the ramen. The hot steam was blocked by that greasy fat layer.
Regular customers would pour garlic and pepper until beads of sweat formed on their foreheads and then slurp the ramen down.
The shop owner, an older man, often took commemorative photos when he noticed a regular customer looking a little pale. The wall behind the counter had about fifty or so Polaroid pictures pinned to it.
"All the guys in those photos are dead now," he said, pointing at one of the more recent photos.
"This person here just recently died from liver failure. And that customer over there, he was hospitalized but left the hospital to come here for ramen. He's probably going to pass away soon. They keep eating these ridiculously high-calorie, high-protein, high-sodium, chemically-laden ramen four or five times a week... It's a miracle that their fat doesn't ooze out from their buttocks. They've been diagnosed with fatty liver or are starting to get rashes, but they still can't get enough of it. So I take photos of them. It’s not guaranteed, but I’d bet there are many who die without me even knowing."
He continued.
"But I can't make food that isn’t this bad for the body. No matter how hard I try to make good food with high-quality ingredients, it won’t sell if it’s not刺激 (stimulating) enough for people’s tastes. I’ve tried aiming for food that’s both healthy and delicious, but that doesn’t make money. Eventually, people don’t remember food that’s good for the body and tastes good. It’s crazy. They’re paying money to eat poison, and what can I do?"
The man crushed his cigarette out on the floor with his finger and muttered to himself.
"Don’t eat ramen, if you can avoid it."